The First Time Grandma Died or I Could Have Been Governor and a Millionaire

This is the story I intended to tell at the 2018 West Virginia Liars Contest but didn't qualify because I'm no longer a resident.  Since I drove 800 miles to get there and had a large contingent of supporters in the audience, the judges graciously allowed me to warm up the crowd as a prelude … Continue reading The First Time Grandma Died or I Could Have Been Governor and a Millionaire

Success in the Turkey Woods

We’re all familiar with the saying, “It’s not the destination, it’s the journey that counts.”  As we grow old, and hopefully wiser, we learn the sentiment in ways a younger person can’t possibly understand. However, we still long for the sweetness of reaching the destination regardless of age.  Otherwise, why even begin or bother with … Continue reading Success in the Turkey Woods